How To Wear The Same Outfit For Three Days Straight While Binge Drinking...

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Our blog has been bought out by a third party. Her name is Sarah or SWolf and is from "the city" also known as New York. She works for a high fashion designer as the resident photoshopper or something, and also may or may not be fucking my childhood friend Harry. She seems to reference him and his clothes a lot in this post. Still trying to figure that out. But at any rate, she now owns 51% of the blog after a donation of 34cents to the Save the Blog PayPal account... so ya...WE"RE BACK! Aren't you excited? Here is her first post I guess. You will see more of her, and maybe Lauren, but I think LK has real life things to attend to and is on a little bit of a hiatus. Enjoy.

-Neil

Update: They're platonic. Sorry, Harry.

start of Sarah's unedited post below here

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How To Wear The Same Outfit For Three Days Straight While Binge Drinking...
And Look Good Doing It!

Like most twentysomethings, I love to binge drink. I work hard all week, and I play hard on the weekends. But going home every single day after drinking can be tiring! And time-consuming! Here is my guide to drinking through it and working one fabulous outfit the whole weekend through!

If you're like me, you go to work on Friday morning dressed to kill. Probably looking something like this:
Shirt & Bra top: Urban
Skirt: Liz's closet

When the long work day is over, you go straight to a bar and party hard. I usually end up spending the weekend with what I refer to as my "host family" in another neighborhood. So this outfit goes a long way. I would like to point out the versatility of this outfit and the things you should keep in mind when putting something on that you will be wearing for three days straight.

1. Comfortable works!
Am I in fancy heels? Hell no! These flat boots are comfy when drunk or hungover.

2. Wear something you can mix and match!
Tights & Bra top: Urban
Cardigan: The floor of Harry's bedroom

These black tights look great with the cardigan I stole to sleep in after binge drinking. I'm comfy, casual and look great! And this is still day one!


I would like to point out the awesomeness is that is the Bra Top. Ladies, take note. Not only are you covered AND supported, but you're comfortable. I can wear this bra top out, sleep in it and wear it out again!

Day two can be tricky. You're hungover; you feel dirty; and you probably won't leave the host family's apartment. In this instance, if your host is a female friend, you'll have something decent to wear. As my host family is always a male friend, I usually end up spending Saturday like this:

Tights: Urban
T-shirt: Harry's closet

This outfit is PERFECT for loafing. Not only do I feel a little cleaner since I borrowed a new shirt, but the tights are dark enough to pass as pants if you need to throw on a jacket and go out to grab a coffee. But let's face it, you're going to spend Saturday afternoon watching a Frank's Basement Affair marathon. On Saturday night you'll get too drunk pregaming to go to a bar anyway; so just stay in your "pajamas."

Day three is the toughest; for obvious reasons. It's been almost a full three days since you're last shower. You feel gross, but you're well-rested since you didn't leave the apartment all day on Saturday. You're just aching to go out and enjoy the beautiful weather. But what do you do?! This is still the same outfit after all! I like to go for a combo of the dirty clothes I brought with me and the dirty clothes I've been borrowing from my host.

You're probably thinking, "Wow! It's like a brand new outfit!" And you would be right. It is almost as if I thought enough to pack a change of clothes!

At this point, my hair is pretty dirty. If you have long hair you know going three days without showering, and people will start to notice. Remember that bra top? I sure did!

It's the perfect way to cover your dirty hair and still look stylish!
Now I can enjoy a Sunday afternoon out in the city and not be ashamed of my appearance!
And you can too!

~~~~~~~BONUS COMMENTARY by Neil~~~~~~~

Alternate Names for This Post:

-How to be a whore and fuck your friends' childhood friends over a three day weekend

-How to take fugly pics of what you wore over said fuckfest of a weekend

-How to be a fugly slut bitch whore blog owner(barely)